The only meme token in the crypto world that is 100% honest about having 0% utility, no practical use-cases, and free of grandiose tech pitches! Here we are purely degen, having fun, and laughing in the FOMO dip together.
"THE DEV IS STILL WATCHING TIKTOK, HURRY UP AND BUY SO WE CAN RUGPULL TOGETHER! (JUST KIDDING ON RUGPULL)"
OFFICIAL SOLANA CONTRACT ADDRESS
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We are tired of fictitious tokens claiming to save the environment, revolutionize AI, or build the Web3 future. Here, we offer the absolute truth—bitter but aesthetic.
We don't have a roadmap to save the world. Our roadmap is perfectly aligned with your FOMO desires. Going broke alone is sad, but being a hobo with our community is a valuable spiritual experience.
Buy 0% Tax, Sell 0% Tax. We don't need transaction fees to pay for the developer's shop-house internet. Every transaction purely flows from one degen's mistake to another.
The primary utility of this token is to serve as premium joke material when you recount your heavy crypto losses to friends who don't believe in Solana.
Test your degen mental capacity! Are you a saintly angel destined to lose, or a pure savage ready to claim all $ASSHOLE liquidity?
YOUR $ASSHOLE SYNC SCORE
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In need of a reality slap to stop the constant FOMO? Click below for warm sarcasm/honest counsel about your burning crypto portfolio.
"Buy green peaks, sell red ground candles. What a masterpiece of an investment strategy, my liquidity hero!"
Generate a custom certificate about $ASSHOLE, take a screenshot, and show off your glorious degen status.
Total supply is 1,000,000,000 (1 Billion) fictitious coins. Here is our 100% transparent and brutally honest token allocation.
10% of the total supply is injected into the liquidity pool to keep trading alive and the chart moving. Locked and ready for maximum meme energy.
No team allocation. No insider bags. No secret wallets waiting to dump on the community. Fair launch. Pure chaos.
The community owns everything. 90% of the supply belongs to the degens, meme lords, and diamond hands powering the $ASSHOLE ecosystem.
A fantastic long-term vision drafted while we were extremely drowsy. There is zero guarantee any of this will materialize, but we wrote a lot to look professional.
Follow the brutally honest instructions below to trade your hard-earned savings for this useless coin.
Download and install a popular Solana wallet like Phantom or Solflare on your phone or web browser. Make sure to keep your secret seed phrase safe under your mattress!
Get some Solana (SOL) from your favorite exchange, then deposit it into your Phantom wallet address. Remember to leave a tiny bit of SOL to cover those cheap transaction gas fees.
Connect your wallet to a decentralized exchange such as Jupiter or Raydium. Copy & paste our official contract address above to avoid getting scammed by bad copying hackers.
Set slippage tolerantly high (6.9% for good luck and smooth execution), enter how much SOL you are willing to forfeit, and hit the SWAP button. Congrats, you're officially one of us!
Zero educational questions here. Only panic attacks and hilarious complaints from seasoned degens.